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How to Become a Liberal

 

Fortunately for you if you wish to become a Liberal you have talked to the right person because I have been studying liberalism and this new trend in the United States of America to push us closer to socialism for about a decade now. If you want to become a first-class Liberal the first thing you need to do is spend some time in academia to get brainwashed into a Liberal mindset that certainly helps. Listen to your professors carry on about the utopian world. Then when you look outside you must pretend that the utopian world actually exist somewhere and that you lived smack dab in the middle of it.

Next you must pretend that the entire world is exactly like where you are right now. Good once you have done that you have completed step want it to becoming a Liberal. For the next step you must pretend that everything you see everywhere you go and every observation or experience you have ever had in your entire life is all fake. You must instead accept the Liberal perception of the world and forget what you know.

The final step and actually there are two are the hardest of all. You must modify all your reading material so that you only read liberal propaganda and subscribe to Liberal book clubs, magazines and eZines online, while only talking to other liberals and those who have very little because they'd never wanted to work for it who were willing to give you a snow job of how pitiful they are so you give them free money.

The last step is to verbally abuse anyone who does not think like you. Go out of your way to attack them complain about them anytime you get a chance. And try to convert them by telling them they are intellectually in superior and do not understand what they see. Try to get them to go back to school and sit for hours been brainwashed by the same professors that brainwashed you. PC cake now you are a Liberal. Seen that wasn't that hard was it everyone should convert to this new liberalism religion. Consider this a 2006.

Author: Lance Winslow
 
Author Bio:

Lance Winslow

Currently Lance is retired at age 40 and is running an Online Think Tank Forum while traveling North America. Perhaps considering something extremely challenging to do that will exercise his mind and utilize all his experiences, observations and skills. Any ideas?

 
 
 

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